Dinner Table Funnies

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Tonight at family dinner, we started telling riddles to each other.

Jimmy and Johnny loved it.  Even Alice was having fun watching even though she didn't have much of a clue what we were talking about, she just knew somepin' was funny.

Here some of our riddles:

James: A 50's eatery with an owie
Answer: a diner-sore (get it diner-sore, like dinosaur?)

Anna: a Cheese that makes you hungry
Answer: Mun-cheese (get it mun-cheese, like munchies?)

Jimmy: What is a warm dog?
Answer: a hot dog!

James:
What kind of room has no walls?
Answer: a mush-room!

Johnny: What is a rock and a star?
Answer: a rock star!

Jimmy: what is a tree that has a house?
Answer: a tree house

Jimmy and Johnny were using mostly riddles they had learned off of the back of their gogurts, and then simplifying them a bit :)  James and I began to get really competitive with one another thinking up hard riddles.  I got really tricky and even threw in a little Chinese as a curve ball

Anna: What is erzi (兒子) and guang ()?
Answer: Sunshine

In the end, I came up with a riddle that James has yet to solve (yes!).  It was driving him nuts that he couldn't guess it.  Can you?

Anna: What reptile's name is a "poop + out loud"?
Answer: ?

I am so tickled I made up one too hard for my husband to guess it.  Jimmy and Johnny loved it that the final riddle involved feces.

PS- You're probably thinking what the heck do pig noses have to do with family riddles?  Well nothing really at all.  I didn't have a picture of tonight's dinner, so I decided to post some other pictures I had taken last month of us goofing off around the dinner table.  Thanks Lisa for the piggie-nose-taping-memory-from-our-childhood-idea.  I had forgotten all about that!

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