Arkunsaw

Great place. 
It's got the best of both worlds- you have the big city feel with high-rises like these:

But you still have a small town feel where people can drive around on riding lawn mowers and feel free to leave their Christmas decor up all year round:

My kid's school is pretty close to home, which is nice:

 There's lots of lakes nearby, and the rich folk even have yachts:

And if you don't have a yacht, you can still sit from the comfort of your own car (like the one below) on the shore and watch the rich folk having fun

We've got fancy shopping:

 Speaking of Walmart, this is where "she" was born.  I'll tell ya, people are very innovative here.

*I'll tell ya, where were my "overallexceptdabellys" when I was 9 months pregnant?  I totally coulda used a pair of these...

Tho the Arkunsaw mailboxes 'round here are kinda strange...